FCA is Literally a Joke

"CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley) 03/29/2018 at 10:32 • Filed to: None

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You know those jokes that in heaven the food is Italian, the cars German and the police British and in hell the food is British, the cars are Italian and the police are German? (or something to that effect)

Well, enter FCA who have apparently committed to this joke.

Jeep/RAM’s head is a man named Michael Manley, who is British. Because, the British know offroad vehicles and trucks really well. (Land Rover obviously is the exception, but whatever)

The head of Fiat is Olivier François, because who better to run the Italian arm of the company than a Frenchman. He was previously the head of the Chrysler brand and did such an awesome job of making that brand into a powerhouse that they promoted him.

Head of Powertrain Coordination is Robert Lee which... wow. OK.

Chief Purchasing Officer, Scott Thiele who previously worked for Whirlpool, because if your customers view your products as appliances, so should you.

Finally the gentleman in charge of sustainability, Alessandro Baldi. Because, everything about this guy’s look says he knows current and future trends.

Look out future!

Chariotoflove > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 03/29/2018 at 10:56

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That joke is awesome. I just told my wife.

vondon302 > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 03/29/2018 at 11:03

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But yet they make money.

Yeah I’mlooking at you Tesla.

Wacko > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 03/29/2018 at 11:51

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why ain’t this a Mergio post?

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Wacko 03/29/2018 at 11:52

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I thought about it, but just decided to post myself

So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 03/29/2018 at 12:59

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I use to work for Bob Lee in powertrain. He was actually a pretty nice guy

Joe6pack > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 03/29/2018 at 13:05

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I thought the joke was that Canada could have had British culture, French cuisine and American engineering and instead they got French culture, British engineering and American cuisine.

Your boy, BJR > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 03/29/2018 at 14:06

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You can argue with that mustache all you want, but you’re wrong. The real fuck up here isn’t promoting this guy to head of everything.

Axial > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 03/30/2018 at 23:20

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We need more Mergio in general on the FP.